Moral Lessons Suckz
tWhen I was in primary school,Moral was my favourite core subject as I always scored in that subject.Simple formula to score for moral —> Just pick the alternative u think is "right".However, it was not included in UPSR,how unfortunate!!When I was in form 3, to instil the interest in students to appear in moral subject classes, moral teachers made moral classes as relaxin and interestin as possible.All students were given nicknames (for my class only), and mine was "patriotic Phang". Maybe because my teacher was in the administration department of my school,she often skipped our class. That was WHY I love moral lessons so much!!As I was streamed into form 4(class 4A, to be exact), moral lessons were interesting yet boring at the same time.Scoring in moral lessons was a "mission impossible" thing to me.Moral values and the definitions were hell, and I gave no effort memorising it. As the result, my moral subject grades were always on the boundaries of D.To add to my misery, I was informed that Moral was going to be in SPM!!Life was living hell at that time..
Luckily, I got A1 for my Moral in SPM.Unbelievable?Believe it!!
Now, in college. I thought that moral and history would be "history" but I was utterly disappointed when Malaysian Studies was actually "history" in English.The teacher/lecturer was a boring butt but I wouldn’t grade him as a jack@$$ because he is a nice and friendly guy trying to be strict.When I thought that hell was over after Malaysian Studies course was over, I was so damn wrong…
Moral Studies lessons took over Malaysian Studies when the course was over. The Moral lecturer, I would say, is more than an @$$.I hear people calling him "B*tch" behind his back, but that, I believe, is an insult for all other bitches in the world.When someone ask me, "between killing yourself and marrying the Moral Lecturer, which alternative would you prefer?". The answer will obviously be commiting suicide!!
A little bit description about him, he is short, old, being senile at his age, trying to be cute and cuddly.Chinese, white-but-not-thick hair, with a "crazy frog" face.His voice is as loud as a microphone, and he uses microphone to conduct his lessons, and he always complains about students not listening to him.Come on, no one sleeps in his class, cuz the noise level made by him can be compared with a "modified-exhaust-pipe Celica on first gear".And it is a fair comparison.
Maybe he is old, and he expects senior citizens to be respected by the young ones.He patronizes us and calls that "respecting", always blaming us for "trying to act cool" when we couldn’t answer him or were giving him a piece of our mind.In the case of Yoeng Shen v Moral Teacher, The MT asked YS to answer question, and Yoeng Shen said "I don’t know". MT asked him, " I gave you sufficient time to think about answer, you should have thought of the answer already". Yoeng Shen, as quick as lightning, replied "You give me enough time doesn’t mean I know the answer.". Lets think logically, what he said makes sense.We were not given a book to refer, how the fuck can we get the answer?? To him, that was a sign of retaliation. SO there he was, picking on that poor guy for trying to act cool.What a dumb@$$!!
In another case, Mr.Unknown v MT , that dude(now known as dude1) got shouted at teacher for not paying attention. MT later asked dude1 to leave the lecture hall, he said "you think I want to stay here ar?" before walking off the class with style. That dude1 was so cool!!! MT was in a "tomato head" situation, and he picked on his mates by asking one of them "you wanna join him?". One of them, another brave dude(known as dude2), said "of course!!".As dude2 was showing signs of leaving the class, MT shouted "SIT DOWN!!".Sound of giggling and laughter was heard in the awfully big lecture hall.
Lets see.Moral Teacher,0 ; Students,3.
If anyone wants to know more about this Moral Teacher/lecturer. kindly contact Mr. Aik Yoeng Shen, victim for the event.To get to him, please search for "Anderson" in my "friends" contacts
